May 2013
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May 24th
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chefboyardeezie: banjo-jeff: chefboyardeezie: when im rich the first thing im doing is getting laser hair removal on every inch of my body that isn’t my head you’ll look pretty funny without eyebrows im at least 3% sure that my eyebrows r on my head
May 24th
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May 22nd
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May 17th
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May 17th
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Le cochon danseur - el cerdo bailarín - dancing... →
GUYS GUYS I WILL HAVE NIGHTMARES ABOUT THIS FOR THE REST OF MY LIFFFFEEE
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thegoddamazon: wifelife: Girls, when you’re feeling sad, just remember: a vagina can go back to it’s original size after taking something 20x its size a penis will end up looking like an empty potato sack that’s been run over quite a lot if it does You can do this girl. Be as resilient as your vagina. Shine bright like a ‘gina  THIS IS THE MOST UPLIFTING POST
May 15th
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psychoticpingouins: 48 years ago a girl said “oh fuck me” to her best friend while walking in the street, a guy who randomly passed by answered by “let me at least buy you dinner first”. I present to you my grandparents, in love since then and celebrating their 47 years of marriage today.
May 13th
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May 10th
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lolsofunny: Remember that 4th powerpuff girl: I’m just saying, okay, but: 
May 9th
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Haaaalp.
I’m doing a paper for my English Class on “rape culture.” It’s a really sensitive subject that I feel passionately about  and I was wondering if anyone had any ideas and points I could make. 
May 9th
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May 8th
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May 8th
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May 8th
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“If I should have a daughter…“Instead of “Mom”, she’s gonna call me “Point B.”...”
– Sarah Kay (via fiercely-feminine)
May 7th
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May 7th
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“I have a million things to talk to you about. A million things we have to talk...”
– Haruki Murakami, Norwegian Wood (via durianseeds)
May 7th
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school dress codes actually make me so mad its 90 degrees and this school has no air conditioning and i cant wear a tank top because boys might get distracted  by my shoulders man if u cant control your boner over my upper arms thats your own damn problem my nigga 
May 6th
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May 6th
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catch-thecumbersnitch: catch-thecumbersnitch: today I wore my Deathly Hallows necklace to school and someone asked me “isn’t that the deathly holocaust symbol” yes Harry Potter and the Third Reich: Book Eight update: i was just asked if i’m wearing this to identify as a member of the illuminati
May 6th
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May 6th
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May 1st
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April 2013
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Apr 25th
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Apr 25th
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Apr 25th
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Apr 21st
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